Happy St. Patrick's Day!

In the end, there are only two things to worry about:

either you are well or you are sick.

When you're well, there is nothing to worry about.

But if you're sick, then there are two things to worry about:

either you get well or you will die.

When you get well, there is nothing to worry about.

But when you die, then there are two things to worry about:

either you'll go to heaven or you'll go to hell.

When you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

But when you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends,

you won't have time to worry!